So I went to the doctor and…hold on I have a joke…
"I'm so worried" the patient said as the nurse prepped him for surgery “Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of pneumonia!" "Relax," the nurse said smiling. "This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, he dies of heart trouble."
Anyway, I met with a cardiologist on Friday and after some poking, prodding and paperwork, the Doctor thinks that I have an irregular heart beat…yeah, no sh*t doc, why else am I here?! He speculates that my shortness of breath could be caused by fluid leaking into my lungs due to blockage of flow through and around my heart. Nothing is consequential yet, I am still waiting for the test results. I am going back into the gym this week; I have to get back on the horse or whatever. I have gained a ton of weight back over the last two weeks and I really hate the feeling of sliding down a slippery slope of lethargy and into a shirt-that-barley-looks-like-it-fits-when-I’m-standing-and-definitely-is-too-small-when-I-sit-down kind of wardrobe. My trouser top button is holding on like Vince Vaughn on the gymnastic rings via Old School “Still holding…STILL HOLDING!”
More to come...
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I'm glad we have admitted that it is your fault your shirts aren't fitting and it's not my lack of ability to do laundry properly. Whew! I have been so worried.
ReplyDeleteStick with the gym routine bro! Don't let Stephen Seagall bring you to the dark side!
ReplyDeleteHow many squat-thrusts have you done today, hmmm?
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