Day Won...I didn't

Ok, so I was talking to a friend today...wait I just lied, I was emailing her (can't believe I started my first blog with a falsehood) anyhoo, I was talking about going to the gym and eating right bla,bla,bla...and I said I should write a blog about all this, Kinda like a motivation to go forth and better my self. As if a personal trainer, my wife (awesome body by the way) and oh yeah did I mention I'm heavier than I have ever been in my life! Isn’t enough motivation, no, I go and start something like this.

Ok, here I go...I eat all the wrong stuff, drink waaay too much, and have a taste for fine cigars...um, yeah...not the makings for a real mister universe here.

We all read about how fat America is, and how we all need to be in "shape"...Dude, "shape" I got plenty of...I need definition and Motivation...and a burrito...sorry was craving and writing there for a second. Look, I was or am all gung ho about working out and loosing a few lbs...But I...relapse sometimes, moments...er hours/months of indulgences at a time and what not. I just want what everybody wants...to be happy with what I see in the mirror.

If you continue to read my future blogs know this...I love to ramble, I use improper punctuation and my grammar ghastly, I spell shit wrong and I will absolutely, positively write the gods honest truth...as long as it doesn’t make me look like to much of a jackass.By the way...I did not work out today (see, unabashed honesty already)...and no, it wasn't because Lost was on tonight or my car broke down...I just didn't go. (Sigh) as a wise person once said: "The past is the past the future is unknown but the present is a gift...that's why it's called a present." Ha! That had absolutely no baring on this current thought...But it sounded cool, yeah? That combined with washboard abs is all that matters right?

More to Come...